Green Eyed Devils

green-eyed-monster.jpegIn Medieval times, individuals with green eyes were associated with envy and deceit, especially prone  to witchery and dark magic. The evil eye, a malevolent curse documented by multiple cultures, was more likely to be cast by the light eyed. Early Islamic scholars wrote that green eyed individuals were cursed or unnatural, often acting with ill intent. Turns out they were right. Forget the Elders of Zion, Yellow Peril, Illuminati, shape shifting reptiles or any other crazed conspiracy, the truth is the green eyes are behind Agenda 21, they are taking over the world.

What is the New World Order’s most effective method of pacifying the masses? Panem et circensis. Through years of careful brainwashing we are oblivious to the coup taking place before our very eyes. When it comes to the reign of the green eyed monster, the movie industry is the worst culprit. Forget Jews, it’s the greeneyes who run Hollywood! Here’s a list of the best known names.

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  • Bruce Willis
  • Emma Stone
  • Paul Rudd
  • Channing Tatum
  • Clive Owen
  • Adrien Brody
  • Daniel Day Lewis
  • Scarlett Johannsson
  • Kate Hudson
  • Kate Middleton
  • Kirsten Stewart
  • Joaquin Phoinex
  • Amanda Seyfried
  • Tom Cruise
  • Angelina Jolie

As we speak these villainous and power hungry conspirators are spreading their tentacles to music – both and Adele AND Rihanna, two of the 2010s’ top artists, have green eyes!  Even Aishwarya Rai, Miss World 1994, who comes from INDIA, is guilty. It’s an intricate and deliberate plot to carefully brainwash the masses into thinking green eyes are superior, readying us for the day our future overlords shed their nefarious disguises. Might I remind you green eyed people account for only 2% of the world’s population? How’s that for disproportionate?

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If you are still not convinced of the vast and far ranging conspiracy at hand, look no further than the presidential election. 2016 was the year the ‘elite’ finally shed their skin and discarded the long co-opted blue eyed puppets who have historically dominated the American presidency and elected one of their own. Might I remind you that BOTH Hillary Clinton AND Donald Trump are green eyed? Remember that episode of the Simpsons? It was just like Kang and Kodos, it didn’t matter whom was elected, the aliens would win either way!

The hard truth is these people are a miniscule population of mutants who have infiltrated the highest echelons of American society. It’s a deliberate and sinister conspiracy that’s been centuries in the works. Ancient scholars didn’t say light irises were prone to the evil eye for nothing did they? The Assyrians, early Islamic scholars, European witch hunters, Shakespeare, they were all trying to warn us. The green eyed monster has spread its wings over a nation that was once the bastion of freedom and democracy and we’re too blind to see it. Brothers and sisters, it’s time to wake up!


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